The Bruce Willis Lifestyle
This is my piece for Yippee-Kai-Yay a Bruce Willis themed group show.
In my eyes, these are the elements needed to live the Bruce Willis Lifestyle:
- Dead all along. (Probably from explosions.)
- Even his skull is bald. (his hair was probably worn away from constant exposure to massive explosions.)
- Female royals throwing themselves at his rugged/explosive charm.
- White shirt and black jacket dusty from explosions.
- Wearing a monocle because his vision is impaired from explosions.
- Smoking a cigar. Essentially a controlled explosion held in the mouth.
- Surrounded by destruction at all times. (Could be existing ruins, but most likely freshly destroyed by the mere presence of Mr. Willis in the vicinity. )
- Raining cash (explosions aren’t cheap.)