The Bruce Willis LifestyleThis is my piece for Yippee-Kai-Yay a Bruce Willis themed group show.In my eyes, these are the elements needed to live the Bruce Willis Lifestyle:
Dead all along. (Probably from explosions.)
Even his skull is bald. (his hair was probably worn away from constant exposure to massive explosions.)
Female royals throwing themselves at his rugged/explosive charm.
White shirt and black jacket dusty from explosions.
Wearing a monocle because his vision is impaired from explosions. 
Smoking a cigar. Essentially a controlled explosion held in the mouth.
Surrounded by destruction at all times. (Could be existing ruins, but most likely freshly destroyed by the mere presence of Mr. Willis in the vicinity. )
Raining cash (explosions aren’t cheap.)

The Bruce Willis Lifestyle

This is my piece for Yippee-Kai-Yay a Bruce Willis themed group show.

In my eyes, these are the elements needed to live the Bruce Willis Lifestyle:

  • Dead all along. (Probably from explosions.)
  • Even his skull is bald. (his hair was probably worn away from constant exposure to massive explosions.)
  • Female royals throwing themselves at his rugged/explosive charm.
  • White shirt and black jacket dusty from explosions.
  • Wearing a monocle because his vision is impaired from explosions.¬†
  • Smoking a cigar. Essentially a controlled explosion held in the mouth.
  • Surrounded by destruction at all times. (Could be existing ruins, but most likely freshly destroyed by the mere presence of Mr. Willis in the vicinity. )
  • Raining cash (explosions aren’t cheap.)
Change the world. Change your sheets frequently. Change the subject. Change your metrics for a successful Dinosaur themed karaoke Robot.

Change the world. Change your sheets frequently. Change the subject. Change your metrics for a successful Dinosaur themed karaoke Robot.

A made a motion graphic animation for some very sweet (sweet enough to be fictional) cereal.

Remember, breakfast is the most important part of any sugar induced manic state.
Now also available as a toothpaste!

You can think about panicking. But as long as it’s not manifested physically we’re cool.

You can think about panicking. But as long as it’s not manifested physically we’re cool.

A sign I painted for a housewarming at the Cactus Farm. It embodies all the benefits of semi-domesticated cactuses without the moral issues of a Cactus Rodeo.

A sign I painted for a housewarming at the Cactus Farm. It embodies all the benefits of semi-domesticated cactuses without the moral issues of a Cactus Rodeo.